- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do u call a cripple Biv

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

hard cheese

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do u call a cripple Biv

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

hard cheese

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses