- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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