- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

whats 1 + 1? 2

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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