- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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