Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

PENIS lol

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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