Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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THE GAME

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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CAS

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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