why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Cripples are lame.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

gay porn...

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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