Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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