- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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