- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

THE GAME.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What is more worse than death? Death

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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