- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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