Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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