What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Haha, I get it..

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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