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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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