- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

once upon a time, it snowed

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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