I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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