"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

dick dick dick... frogs

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Hail Heetluh

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Terry has ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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