Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Once upon a time, The end.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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