- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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