This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Anti Joke

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