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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

knock,knock you suck

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.