- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Sex vagina. lol.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's 2+2? Fish

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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