- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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