Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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women's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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