- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

your face is kinda funny

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is funny.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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