- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

time to spruce up!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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