whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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