- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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