Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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