- Anti Joke

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah