my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Queens Park rangers

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's brown and sticky? Anal

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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