- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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