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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

i found waldo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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