- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What's the difference between a lamp?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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