what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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