- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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