- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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