- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What is square and grey? A grey square.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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