Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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