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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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