- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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