What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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