If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

You will not press the like button.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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