- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Tim likes girls

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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