- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Continents are large islands.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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