- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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