Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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