- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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