Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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