- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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