- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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