If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Politics

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Caolan and Eamon

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

you know whats not funny white boards.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

woman's lacrosse

sucks Syntax...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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