- Anti Joke

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

a man makes a bad joke

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.