Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Anti Joke

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