What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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