- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

i just wrote this so hard

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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