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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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