- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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