- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

4 hours later.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Knock Knock? Come in.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

This is not funny.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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