- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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