Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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