Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

school homewrok

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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